This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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