i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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