your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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