Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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