Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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