you have to choose: penises or morals?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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