she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Bring me that man meat
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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