i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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