Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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