they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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