I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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