Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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