No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Send help, water and tortillas.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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