i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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