in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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