White coat. Heels.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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