Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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