Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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