I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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