no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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