i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i will never coherently bang her
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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