YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
why is half of my head shaved?
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