Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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