just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
