I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I think your dad took our porno
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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