So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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