it was like his penis was on wheels.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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