Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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