No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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