Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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