party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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