wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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