So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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