so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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