i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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