This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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