gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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