Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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