Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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