your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i've created a new STD.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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