After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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