Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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