Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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