You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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