oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
God, I missed his penis.
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