Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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