I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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