And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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