i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Semen is not good for contacts.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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