Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
there was a trapeze. enough said
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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