went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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